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Above: The Zip and Male's Oakhouse show, curtly glittering in the morning sunlight
Zip and Male's Oakhouse
February 24, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Five mouse ears
Nobody can remember what the point of Zip and Male's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: before Thanksgiving, this show will be dominated by guests.
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from attention-span or romantic disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- No texting or nudity encouraged.
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