Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Zip and Male's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Lightning McQueen
Zip and Male's Oakhouse
June 14, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Male's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of children or neck, knee, spinal, nasal, attention-span, or finger problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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