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Mara's stallion-harassing photo of Zip and Male's Oakhouse

Mara's stallion-harassing photo of Zip and Male's Oakhouse

Zip and Male's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 26, 2010
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Three happy faces

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Zip and Male's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.

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