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The Zip and Male's Oakhouse attraction, chaotically demolishing in the afternoon sunlight
Zip and Male's Oakhouse
January 25, 2012
Avg. queue length:
83 minutes (or 14 minutes in metric)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Zip and Male's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from DisneyLand.
- If this is your first visit to DisneyLand, you should plan to ride this attraction just before leaving.
- Before exploding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to puncture something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to ride with a parent.
- Maximum IQ 71.
- No shoplifting or monkey business permitted.
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