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Photo: The Zip and Male's Oakhouse attraction at night
Zip and Male's Oakhouse
November 18, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Zip and Male's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be hostile to animalistic punkers.
Policies and Information
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for tweens.
- Be sure to hold your hats and opinions away from the vehicle at various times.
- The letters in "Zip and Male's Oakhouse" can be scrambled to spell "Aok Usaeah Oiezpnd'm Sl."
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