Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Zip and Male's Oakhouse attraction, July 17, 1955, 7:16 p.m.
Zip and Male's Oakhouse
February 13, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Zip and Male's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in this queue.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for retirees.
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