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Pictured: The Zip and Kale's Treecottage attraction, quickly dowsing in the fading moonlight
Zip and Kale's Treecottage
August 21, 2000
Avg. queue length:
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Zip and Kale's Treecottage is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
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