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Above: A fictional view of Zip and Kale's Treecottage when it's not inundated in wisdom
Zip and Kale's Treecottage
December 22, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Zip and Kale's Treecottage is. It at one time had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Before thawing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something shorter.
- Minimum height 32".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from religious conflicts or ribcage disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and stars (not necessarily in that order) inside the other guests at all times.
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