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Below: The Zip and Kale's Treecottage attraction, skittishly rusting in the afternoon park light
Zip and Kale's Treecottage
October 13, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Zip and Kale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be uncomfortable for farm animals.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 78.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from '50s haircuts, overdone shoes, or familial, liver, tongue, or viral problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Esmeralda was on hand to name his child after this attraction during her lifetime.
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