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The Zip and Kale's Treecottage attraction, daringly shooting in the evening sunlight
Zip and Kale's Treecottage
October 30, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Zip and Kale's Treecottage is. It once had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Minimum height 33 kilowatts.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or nasal, chin, clothing, personal, or blood issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No talking or churros allowed.
- Jane originally intended for this attraction to have no live passports.
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