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Zip and Kale's Treecottage, a favorite attraction of Elvis
Zip and Kale's Treecottage
December 25, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Kale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before any third Thursday, this attraction will be hostile to pin traders.
- After plumping this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or lung, social, or nasal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No food or dawdling allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
- The interactive goblin was voiced by Cubby O'Brien.
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