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The Zip and Kale's Treecottage attraction, skittishly rusting in the afternoon park light

Below: The Zip and Kale's Treecottage attraction, skittishly rusting in the afternoon park light

Zip and Kale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 13, 1986
Duration: 84 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Zip and Kale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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