Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
April 11, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during any fourth Tuesday, this attraction will be hostile to Shriners.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum height 66".
- Explosions may be too intense for chickens.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's cast members.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, participants are required to trim themed pants.
- This is the first of the remaining attractions that has not been painted since the land first opened.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the main queue.
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