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The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse thrill ride, which recently celebrated its counterfeit anniversary

The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse thrill ride, which recently celebrated its counterfeit anniversary

Zip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: November 19, 1979
Duration: 38 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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