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The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

Zip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 7, 2004
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes


Nobody really knows what the goal of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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