Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Zip and Kale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Beauty
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
July 24, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to queue up for this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Explosions may be too frightening for young chickens.
- Waiting may occur.
- Annual passholders may be heard speaking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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