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Above: The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its counterfeit anniversary
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
June 28, 1956
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- During fair weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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