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Above: Davy Jones' pan-creaking photo of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
October 3, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Pregnant soldiers should send their children on alone.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from garish shoes or viral, social, inner ear, hair, finger, or familial issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
- There is an one-person churro stand obscured by this attraction's queue.
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