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The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at night

The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at night

Zip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 1, 1977
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 5 minutes

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Nobody knows what the goal of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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