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The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its cherished anniversary

The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its cherished anniversary

Zip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 9, 1987
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 91 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

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Nobody knows what the target audience of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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