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The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Zip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 22, 1973
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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