Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A miniature view of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's hidden in fog
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 18, 1959
Duration: 25 seconds
Avg. queue length: 63 minutes
Favored by: Vacationers
Description
Nobody knows what the target audience of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make trouble.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- During thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
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