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The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse thrill ride, March 23, 1962, 8:99 p.m.

Picture: The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse thrill ride, March 23, 1962, 8:99 p.m.

Zip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: September 9, 1971
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Rating: Approximately X and a third smiles

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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