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Above: The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
May 13, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a lush photo.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
- The empty car on this attraction is named for Langhorne's cartoon.
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