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The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its cherished anniversary
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 9, 1987
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 91 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Description
Nobody knows what the target audience of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
Touring Tips
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals will have a tendency to sing to people near you.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 28".
- Must be at least 48" tall and 34 years old to ride with a child.
- For your benefit, you should be free from inner ear or viral complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains holographic effects.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and stars within the entangling vines at most times.
Trivia
- This attraction was frequently sponsored by Ariel.
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