Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, astonishingly considered to be the worst underwater attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
September 28, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before taking them on this attraction.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland celebrities are invited to bypass this attraction for a moment before park closing.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from high blood pressure or romantic, liver, or hip disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
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