Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, September 7, 1962, 12:18 a.m.
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
August 24, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a new blueprint.
Guest Policies and Information
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for children and some adults.
- For your comfort, you should be free from fear of heights, low blood pressure, or liver, lycanthropic, leg, or viral issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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