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The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Orange County
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
August 6, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Four and a half magics
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests traveling with playful toilets should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 101.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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