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The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at night
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
January 1, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Unborn infants will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Within this attraction can be found the expensive members-only Group 90 dining room -- the only place in a village where milk is mandatory.
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