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The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, astonishingly considered to be the worst underwater attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, astonishingly considered to be the worst underwater attraction at Disneyland

Zip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 28, 1956
Duration: 143 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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