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Image: Genie's bunny-cooking photo of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
February 16, 2008
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Nobody is sure what the point of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to not ride.
- Waiting may occur.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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