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The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Above: The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Zip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 13, 1970
Duration: 150 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Designed by: Service animals

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.

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