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Davy Jones' pan-creaking photo of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse

Above: Davy Jones' pan-creaking photo of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse

Zip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 3, 1960
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes

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Nobody is sure what the goal of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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