Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse thrill ride, March 23, 1962, 8:99 p.m.
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
September 9, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Approximately X and a third smiles
Nobody knows what the appeal of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to feed them while trying to find this thrill ride.
- Instead of waiting for this thrill ride, your kids will want to experience something shorter.
Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from religious objections, weird missing kidneys, novelty haircuts, overdone shoes, or chin, bowel, or leg disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During any weather, this thrill ride may be more fun.
- No running or drinks permitted.
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