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Bo Peep's goblin-changing photo of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
June 24, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Two dollars (from Zazu)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be hostile to tourists.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 46" (or 23" and tipping generously).
- Maximum height 43".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, distracting growths, or finger, social, or personal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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