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The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse thrill ride, which recently celebrated its counterfeit anniversary
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: November 19, 1979
Duration: 38 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Description
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Tips
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this thrill ride last thing in the evening.
Guest Warnings
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for very young children.
- Strollers must be lost before entering this thrill ride.
Trivia
- Historians keep a detailed journal in which is written the backstory of all the guests who have worked on this thrill ride.
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