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Dale's heart-healing photo of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
January 17, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to wear special specticles.
- Bob Iger was not allowed to dedicate this attraction on his first visit to Melodyland.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Fritz when you jump out into the secondary queue.
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