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The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Orange County

The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Orange County

Zip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 6, 2001
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Rating: Four and a half magics

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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