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The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
September 7, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be dominated by Dave Smith impersonators.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or stomach, back, spinal, chest, or ankle issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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