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A red view of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's bathed in visitors
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
May 20, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before trying to find this attraction.
- Attraction may be too startling for tweens.
- CAUTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, moral restrictions, felony convictions, or hip, bowel, attention-span, stomach, chest, or fingernail complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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