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The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its counterfeit anniversary

Above: The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its counterfeit anniversary

Zip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 28, 1956
Duration: 156 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make trouble.

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