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The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse train, immediately twisting in the afternoon park light

The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse train, immediately twisting in the afternoon park light

Zip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: July 17, 1959
Duration: 71 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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