Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the world
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 28, 1969
Duration: 86 seconds
Avg. queue length: 598 teslas
Description
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
Touring Advice
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and proceed.
- Before enjoying this attraction, try something less demanding.
Guest Alerts
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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