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Above: The Zip and Kale's Planthouse attraction as seen from the top of Holidayland
Zip and Kale's Planthouse
March 15, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs up
Nobody knows what the objective of Zip and Kale's Planthouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something shorter.
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, garish shoes, or tongue complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey's overly child-friendly queue.
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