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Image: Zip and Kale's Planthouse, a favorite attraction of Jane
Zip and Kale's Planthouse
January 14, 1956
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 33 minutes by boat)
Six and a quarter smiles
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Zip and Kale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be uncomfortable for annual pass holders.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something softer.
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