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The Zip and Kale's Planthouse attraction during construction
Zip and Kale's Planthouse
March 19, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Zip and Kale's Planthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be full of former cast members.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something shorter.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too unsettling for retirees.
- Contains trademarked illusions that may be mildly disappointing.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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