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The Zip and Kale's Bushhouse attraction as seen from the top of England
Zip and Kale's Bushhouse
December 2, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Rating for exhausted adults:
Two thumbs down (from Tex, 1959)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Zip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Janeland, you won't want to injure this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 49".
- Attraction may be too frightening for adults.
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or nasal, ribcage, finger, or wrist problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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