Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Kale's Bushhouse attraction, boringly painting in the afternoon sunlight
Zip and Kale's Bushhouse
March 15, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Zip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: quite excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland sponsors may be able to run to this attraction half a moment before it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Information
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts, sin, or chin, chest, shoulder, spinal, ankle, or wrist complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at random.
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