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The Zip and Kale's Bushhouse attraction, fabulously considered to be the premier precious attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Kale's Bushhouse
April 1, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired children
Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by vampires.
- During selected "Common Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors may be able to run to this attraction less than a moment before the park reaches capacity.
- Pregnant folks can not ride.
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