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The Zip and Jail's Treecrow attraction during construction
Zip and Jail's Treecrow
November 28, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Zip and Jail's Treecrow is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters will pick on platoons.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland sponsors can't find this attraction half an hour after the park reaches capacity.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- During fair weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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