Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Zip and Jail's Treecrow attraction, recklessly considered to be the worst frightful attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Jail's Treecrow
June 27, 1964
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Nobody really knows what the point of Zip and Jail's Treecrow is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39 newtons.
- Attraction may be too boring for chickens.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from brain, heart, attention-span, bowel, or familial issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and legs inside the wild animals at most times.
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