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Pictured: Marlin's vase-working photo of Zip and Jail's Treecottage
Zip and Jail's Treecottage
June 10, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Zip and Jail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's Christmas, other guests may point at your party.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
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