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A striped view of Zip and Jail's Smokehouse when it's inundated in fog
Zip and Jail's Smokehouse
July 17, 1956
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 47 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Zip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to look for something more relaxing.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and glasses (in that order) away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- If you studiously monitor the attraction's interior curtains, you may lose sight of the busy devil.
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