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Zip and Jail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Ramone
Zip and Jail's Smokehouse
October 14, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Zip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- CAUTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from nasal or spinal problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
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