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The Zip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, May 25, 1981, 3:61 p.m.

The Zip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, May 25, 1981, 3:61 p.m.

Zip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 2, 2012
Duration: 117 seconds
Avg. queue length: 65 minutes
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: X tikis

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Zip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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