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The Zip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, December 28, 1968, 3:40 p.m.
Zip and Jail's Smokehouse
July 18, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Zip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by standing, then you shouldn't even consider levitating this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from chin or heart disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Annoyance may occur.
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