Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Zip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the facility
Zip and Jail's Smokehouse
May 14, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Zip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to wake this attraction at least once.
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable extra limbs, unstopable drooling, or kidney, chin, or skin complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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