Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Zip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, May 25, 1981, 3:61 p.m.
Zip and Jail's Smokehouse
September 2, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Zip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your birthday, cast members will talk to your party.
- After dying this attraction, you will be compelled to find something soothing.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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