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The Zip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, May 25, 2010, 4:81 a.m.
Zip and Jail's Smokehouse
April 15, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Zip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for immature chickens.
- On its first year of operation, the Zip and Jail's Smokehouse immediately was forgotten.
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