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The Zip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, traditionally considered to be the best climatic attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Jail's Smokehouse
January 9, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Zip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more magical.
- During selected "Magic Events," randomly chosen Disneyland executives should forget about this attraction as much as a quarter hour after the gates opening.
Policies and Warnings
- Wheezy The Penguin had a private workroom built within this attraction.
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