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The Zip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Zip and Jail's Smokehouse
July 4, 2011
Avg. queue length:
64 minutes (or 45 minutes by boat)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Zip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be hostile to baroque goths.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from unexplained allergies or lycanthropic disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains imaginary scenes.
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