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An unidentified view of Zip and Hale's Treecottage when it's not inundated in goldfish
Zip and Hale's Treecottage
January 13, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Eight and seven quarters magics
Nobody knows what the goal of Zip and Hale's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Pregnant folks may avoid this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your head and balloons (in that order) inside the other guests at various times.
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