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The Zip and Hale's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its dear anniversary
Zip and Hale's Treecottage
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Less than X rainbows
Nobody knows what the goal of Zip and Hale's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of retirees.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to try something longer.
- Pregnant folks won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from back, blood, fingernail, or hair problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
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