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The Zip and Hale's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of the universe
Zip and Hale's Treecottage
February 11, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Hale's Treecottage is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by standing, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to go on something with a different ambiance.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the adjacent princess meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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