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Tiana's griffin-swashbuckling photo of Zip and Hale's Treecottage
Zip and Hale's Treecottage
March 19, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Zip and Hale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are put off by long lines, then you are the natural enemy of this ride.
- Ride may be too intense for tweens.
- Contains imaginary images.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and strollers inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
- Attorneys keep a massive book in which is listed the names of all the characters who have worked on this ride.
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