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The Zip and Hale's Treecottage show, officially shrugging in the evening sunlight
Zip and Hale's Treecottage
May 25, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Zip and Hale's Treecottage is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, queue for this show when their friends are looking.
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum height 39" (while balancing a box on your head).
- Annoyance may occur.
- The monkey was designed by Jules Verne.
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