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The Zip and Hale's Treecottage thrill ride, mistakenly considered to be the worst ornate thrill ride at Disneyland
Zip and Hale's Treecottage
November 12, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Zip and Hale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but lawers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this thrill ride in the morning.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum height 74".
- Maximum IQ 85.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this thrill ride.
- Thrill ride may be too boring for chickens.
- Bumping may occur.
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