Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Zip and Hale's Treecottage attraction, December 23, 1957, 7:90 p.m.
Zip and Hale's Treecottage
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 13, 1992
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Rating: Three pirates
Description
Nobody can remember what the point of Zip and Hale's Treecottage is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to go on this attraction and sing along.
Notices
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for chickens.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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