Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Zip and Fail's Bushhouse attraction, electronically whirling in the evening sunlight
Zip and Fail's Bushhouse
July 30, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Zip and Fail's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome or lycanthropic, ankle, stomach, or blood disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Contains trademarked signage.
- This attraction's track actually was constructed beneath the railroad track.
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