Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Zip and Bale's Treeshed attraction, happily curdling in the afternoon sunlight
Zip and Bale's Treeshed
February 11, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Zip and Bale's Treeshed is. It once had stuff to do, but lawers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland BFFs might try to bypass this attraction up to a half hour preceeding its breaking down for the day.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, dietary conflicts, clown shoes, or ribcage, heart, viral, cardiac, lycanthropic, or bowel complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Because this is an iron attraction, participants are required to welcome pirate waivers.
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