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The Zip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Walt Disney World
Zip and Bale's Oakhouse
October 22, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's Christmas, cast members might make silly comments to you.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and cylinders inside the entangling vines at all times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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