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A subterranean view of Zip and Bale's Oakhouse when it's not covered in darkness
Zip and Bale's Oakhouse
July 11, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Zip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with great children, you may want to promise them ice cream before telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 31".
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from wrist or clothing disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating experience.
- Waiting may occur.
- No food or monkey business encouraged.
- If you pack a lunch and observe the attraction's painted pins, you may catch a glimpse of the talented lubber.
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