Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Zip and Bale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Genie
Zip and Bale's Oakhouse
March 25, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Zip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to avoid this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 18".
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and legs inside the vehicle at all times.
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