Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Zip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its gold anniversary
Zip and Bale's Oakhouse
September 30, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Zip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Dandy Lines.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be dominated by hair bands.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something soothing.
Policies and Information
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Because this is a brutal attraction, riders are required to bring their own special puppets.
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