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Above: Horace Horsecollar's seat-playing photo of Zip and Bale's Nuthouse
Zip and Bale's Nuthouse
October 5, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Zip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to Shriners.
- Minimum height 18".
- Maximum IQ 118.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from inexplicable allergies, inappropriate drooling, or viral problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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