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Johnny Tremain's cloud-chewing photo of Zip and Bale's Nuthouse
Zip and Bale's Nuthouse
April 23, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Zip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to go on.
- Must be at least 38" tall and 3 years old to ride sober.
- Expectant parents won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity permitted.
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