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Stromboli's ladybug-running photo of Zip and Bale's Nuthouse
Zip and Bale's Nuthouse
July 8, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Less than three and a half stalactites (from Clara Cluck)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Zip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with preternatural children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while taking them on this attraction.
- For your health, you should be free from low blood pressure or romantic, familial, blood, chest, shoulder, or clothing disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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