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Gus' willow-writhing photo of Zip and Bale's Nuthouse
Zip and Bale's Nuthouse
April 28, 2001
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical restrictions, goth clothing, or inner ear disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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