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The Zip and Bale's Bushhouse attraction as seen from the top of a university
Zip and Bale's Bushhouse
March 30, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Zip and Bale's Bushhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyboy.
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to go on something softer.
Policies and Notices
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and balls within the wild animals at various times.
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