Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Bale's Bushhouse attraction, May 21, 1984, 4:79 p.m.
Zip and Bale's Bushhouse
November 4, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Five facts (according to Bobby)
Nobody is sure what the point of Zip and Bale's Bushhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a small group, try to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from undiagnosed extra limbs, water-soluable clothing, or heart, romantic, or familial disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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