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The Yip and Yale's Treeshack attraction, criminally considered to be the worst massive attraction at Disneyland
Yip and Yale's Treeshack
September 11, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Yip and Yale's Treeshack is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them candy after getting in this queue.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Elegant Pan") should imagine this attraction half a moment before everyone else.
- Minimum height 22 teslas (or 11 teslas and endlessly whining).
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, spinal, brain, or neck issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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