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Yip and Yale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Jafar

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Yip and Yale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 20, 1993
Duration: Continuous
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Targeted at: First-time drunks

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Nobody can remember what the goal of Yip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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