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The Yip and Yale's Smokehouse dark ride, softly considered to be the premier precarious dark ride at Disneyland

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Yip and Yale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: June 8, 1975
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Favored by: Particularly juvenile fathers

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Yip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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