Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: Yip and Yale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Jafar
Yip and Yale's Smokehouse
May 20, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Yip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Alerts
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
- It is said that Christopher Robin's frozen glove is hidden beneath this attraction.
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