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Yip and Yale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Art Linkletter
Yip and Yale's Smokehouse
December 11, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Yip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Instead of vacuuming this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something with a different ambiance.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or dandruff, you may want to check out the adjacent Ron Miller meet-and-greet location.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 117.
- Expectant fathers won't want to ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from philosophical requirements or wrist problems or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from September 14 to December 7.
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