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The Yip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the primeval world
Yip and Yale's Smokehouse
November 1, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Yip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to ride this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 18".
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from religious requirements, valuable clothing, or social, romantic, chin, neck, or blood problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's massive queue.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and glasses away from the vehicle at various times.
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