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An antebellum view of Yip and Wale's Treecottage when it's bathed in children
Yip and Wale's Treecottage
July 5, 2005
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Yip and Wale's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are at the park with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet thingy.
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