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The Yip and Wale's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of an estate
Yip and Wale's Treecottage
October 30, 2005
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 19 minutes by horse)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Yip and Wale's Treecottage is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Minimum height 23 miles.
- Maximum height 72".
- Maximum IQ 75.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, felony convictions, or romantic or back problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The tower of Yip and Wale's Treecottage can be spotted from as far away as a prairie.
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