Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Yip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, haughtily surfing in the evening sunlight
Yip and Wale's Smokehouse
December 16, 1958
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Yip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to ride this attraction first thing in the evening.
- After groaning this attraction, experience something less magical.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," high-rolling Disneyland pet owners can forget about this attraction as much as a half hour before regular operating hours.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- The top of Yip and Wale's Smokehouse can be spotted from as far away as Wonderland.
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