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Above: Yip and Wale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Yale Gracey
Yip and Wale's Smokehouse
February 3, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Yip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- If you are at the park with Snow White fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess meet-and-greet place.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Attraction veterans have a secret journal in which is listed the backstory of all the characters who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Monstro when you wear night-vision goggles in the main queue.
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