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The Yip and Wale's Smokehouse train as seen from the top of a kingdom

The Yip and Wale's Smokehouse train as seen from the top of a kingdom

Yip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: December 4, 1970
Duration: 138 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Rating for patients in comas: Seven princesses

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Nobody can remember what the point of Yip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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