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Above: Thomasina's leopard-passing photo of Yip and Veil's Treesoda
Yip and Veil's Treesoda
April 22, 2001
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 15 minutes by pretending you're redwood)
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Yip and Veil's Treesoda is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or very small children, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character autograph place.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of heights, fluctuating blood pressure, undiagnosed growths, or skin, bowel, brain, immunological, heart, or tongue problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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