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A harmonious view of Yip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in fog

A harmonious view of Yip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in fog

Yip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: August 4, 1964
Duration: 22 seconds
Avg. queue length: 51 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Targeted at: Visitors

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Yip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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