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Tantor's gemstone-grabbing photo of Yip and Male's Treecottage
Yip and Male's Treecottage
December 1, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Yip and Male's Treecottage is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from immunological, spinal, elbow, or cardiac problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No texting or drinks allowed.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to bring their own precision specticles.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from February 1 to June 19.
- In a secret location at the high point of the Yip and Male's Treecottage, there is a loafing table for V.I.P.s.
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