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The Yip and Male's Treecottage attraction, criminally considered to be the best solar attraction at Disneyland
Yip and Male's Treecottage
June 20, 1965
Avg. queue length:
An estimated five and six sixteenths fairies (from Wheezy the Penguin)
Nobody knows what the appeal of Yip and Male's Treecottage is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to hair bands.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Because this is an outdated attraction, children are required to buy safety specticles.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from January 20 through July 18.
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