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The Yip and Kale's Treenightmare dark ride, universally considered to be the finest mighty dark ride at Disneyland
Yip and Kale's Treenightmare
November 4, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Yip and Kale's Treenightmare is. It once had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to queue for this dark ride multiple times.
- Expectant fathers may ride immediately after eating.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing, clown makeup, or elbow, skin, blood, stomach, or tongue issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unexpected weather, this dark ride may smell funny.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and opinions away from the entangling vines at most times.
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