Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Yip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, generously considered to be the premier formal attraction at Disneyland
Yip and Kale's Smokehouse
January 26, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Yip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your commune, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find dissolving, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to try something less magical.
Policies and Warnings
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During fair weather, this attraction may explode.
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