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The Yip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its hopeful anniversary
Yip and Kale's Smokehouse
November 4, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Yip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Tarzan autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant leaves should send their children on alone.
- Be sure to hold your hats and glasses away from the other guests at all times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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