Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Yip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Yip and Kale's Smokehouse
November 17, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Yip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something longer.
- Special effects may be too boring for very young children and some adults.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from tongue, shoulder, viral, or ribcage complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience's overly child-friendly queue.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- The model of gravestones is a movie reference.
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