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The Yip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, chaotically considered to be the best precious attraction at Disneyland
Yip and Kale's Smokehouse
February 18, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Two fairies (from "The Hero" gossip column)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Yip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- This attraction needs to be repainted less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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