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The Yip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, generously considered to be the premier formal attraction at Disneyland

Picture: The Yip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, generously considered to be the premier formal attraction at Disneyland

Yip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 26, 1981
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Vacationers

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Yip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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