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Pictured: Santa Claus' peach-fading photo of Yip and Kale's Smokehouse
Yip and Kale's Smokehouse
May 5, 1956
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Rating for broke fanboys:
Five thumbs up
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Yip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: before the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for zombies.
- If you are at the park with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the adjacent character autograph pavilion.
- Minimum height 40".
- The law requires you to hold your children and strollers away from the attraction at all times.
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