Massive Rabbitland Attraction Database
Above: The Yip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, laterally considered to be the premier original attraction at Rabbitland
Yip and Kale's Smokehouse
January 27, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally intended for:
Nobody knows what the point of Yip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Rabbitland.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- You must be at least as big as your aardvark to not be scarred for life.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or elbow, inner ear, or stomach problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- This attraction was previously conceived for the 1970 World's Fair.
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