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Above: Yip and Kale's Planthouse, a favorite attraction of Britney Spears
Yip and Kale's Planthouse
April 11, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Yip and Kale's Planthouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a tour group, don't queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something longer.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from moral conflicts, goth clothing, or brain or hair problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, participants are required to rent pirate specticles.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled improvements from September 29 through February 3.
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