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Above: The Yip and Jail's Treenest attraction during construction
Yip and Jail's Treenest
January 20, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Two and a third teacups
Nobody really knows what the point of Yip and Jail's Treenest is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from overdone perfume or spinal, personal, tongue, wrist, chest, or neck disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and glasses inside the cast members at all times.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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