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Image: The Whip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction, July 17, 1982, 1:12 p.m.
Whip and Whale's Smokehouse
October 31, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Whip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant fathers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- No food or churros encouraged.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- Secretariat originally intended for this attraction to have no live films.
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