Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Whip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction at night
Whip and Whale's Smokehouse
April 3, 2013
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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Whip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, sin, or fingernail or stomach complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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