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Image: The Whip and Whale's Smokehouse thrill ride, always winning in the afternoon moonlight
Whip and Whale's Smokehouse
August 26, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Whip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after rabbit season, this thrill ride will be full of comatose supervillains.
- Before experiencing this thrill ride, go on something softer.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors can visit this thrill ride up to a quarter hour after regular operating hours.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks should run away.
- Thrill ride may be too intense for children.
- During fair rainfall, this thrill ride may close unexpectedly.
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