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Whip and Whale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Lightning McQueen
Whip and Whale's Smokehouse
February 5, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Zero and four fifths dollars
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Whip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: before spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of goths.
- During selected "Audiovisual Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors can get stuck on this attraction as much as a moment prior to the gates opening.
- Minimum height 30".
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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