Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Whip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, eerily vacuuming in the morning moonlight
Whip and Rail's Smokehouse
June 20, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Whip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland honeymooners can imagine this attraction more than a moment before park opening.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 35".
- Unborn infants can not ride.
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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