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The Whip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its suspenseful anniversary
Whip and Rail's Smokehouse
November 14, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Whip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members are apt to point at acrobats.
- Minimum height 28".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from dietary issues, androgynous clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or spinal or nasal problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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