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Below: Ron Clements' knight-screeching photo of Whip and Quail's Smokehouse
Whip and Quail's Smokehouse
June 7, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Rating for costumed frequent visitors:
Four happy faces
Nobody knows what the goal of Whip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: before whenever you visit, this attraction will be crammed full of impatient children.
- You must be at least as tall as this page to enter.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical objections, excessive hotness, sin, or spinal, viral, ankle, heart, liver, or kidney disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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