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Al Weiss' carving-elongating photo of Whip and Quail's Smokehouse
Whip and Quail's Smokehouse
August 8, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Whip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Special effects may be too intense for immature children.
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