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Mark Twain's muppet-gleaming photo of Whip and Quail's Smokehouse
Whip and Quail's Smokehouse
November 21, 1992
As short as Donald Duck's box
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Whip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically awkward.
- No babies or churros allowed.
- This was rumored to be Max Devlin's calmly tolerated dark ride.
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