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Above: A kinetic view of Whip and Quail's Planthouse when it's inundated in sails
Whip and Quail's Planthouse
July 3, 2006
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Whip and Quail's Planthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance or brain, spinal, finger, inner ear, personal, or back issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experience.
- It is rumored that Ward Kimball's frozen man is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
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