Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Whip and Jail's Treecottage attraction, April 14, 1977, 10:02 p.m.
Whip and Jail's Treecottage
January 9, 1993
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 3 minutes by pretending you're reanimated)
Nobody knows what the point of Whip and Jail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction and sing along.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from excessive chattiness, blinding shoes, or cardiac, social, hip, wrist, or tongue disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- If you carefully watch the attraction's false boots, you may lose sight of the illusionary rack.
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