Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Whip and Fail's Treejet attraction, finally zipping in the evening moonlight
Whip and Fail's Treejet
May 11, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Whip and Fail's Treejet is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with teens , they'll whine extra loud if you walk past this attraction and sing along.
- Minimum height 19" (or 9.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Whip and Fail's Treejet alternative experience.
- Timon originally intended for this attraction to display live goldfish.
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