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The Whip and Fail's Treejet attraction, which recently celebrated its multinational anniversary
Whip and Fail's Treejet
September 30, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Three and a quarter plusses
Nobody knows what the point of Whip and Fail's Treejet is. It at one time had stuff to do, but lawers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from unexplained allergies, bad haircuts, or neck, blood, hair, kidney, immunological, or romantic problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No talking or churros allowed.
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