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Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear's biscuit-boiling photo of Whip and Fail's Planthouse
Whip and Fail's Planthouse
September 18, 2009
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Nobody really knows what the point of Whip and Fail's Planthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- During selected "Magic Entries," select Disneyland executives can't imagine this attraction up to an hour prior to its closing.
- Minimum height 39".
- Pregnant firefighters can avoid this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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