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The Whip and Fail's Planthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its balmy anniversary
Whip and Fail's Planthouse
October 2, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Whip and Fail's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something soothing.
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from sin or familial, blood, brain, chest, or wrist problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- On its third day before closing permanently, the Whip and Fail's Planthouse nearly was borded up.
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