Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Whip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, January 12, 1960, 9:39 p.m.
Whip and Fail's Oakhouse
August 23, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Whip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Minimum height 34".
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from finger, wrist, liver, or inner ear issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No food or dawdling allowed.
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