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Picture: The Whip and Ale's Treecottage dark ride at dusk
Whip and Ale's Treecottage
March 21, 2014
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Nobody is sure what the objective of Whip and Ale's Treecottage is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to go on this dark ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After visiting this dark ride, you might find it pleasant to go on something more exciting.
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- The trees visible from this dark ride are haunted by drunken grad-nite students.
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