Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Whip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its foolish anniversary
Whip and Ale's Oakhouse
March 10, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Whip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are nauseated by standing, then you shouldn't even consider growing this attraction.
- Before bending this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that requires less experience.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or social problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repairs from October 19 until perhaps May 25.
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