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Indiana Jones' herald-writhing photo of Tip and Yale's Treenut
Tip and Yale's Treenut
February 20, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Tip and Yale's Treenut is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the inescapable Langhorne interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and not concerned about safety).
- Expectant fathers may run away.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from heart issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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