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Indiana Jones' herald-writhing photo of Tip and Yale's Treenut

Indiana Jones' herald-writhing photo of Tip and Yale's Treenut

Tip and Yale's Treenut

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 20, 2013
Duration: 129 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Intended for: Retirees

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Tip and Yale's Treenut is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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