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The Tip and Wale's Bithouse attraction, September 13, 1968, 4:71 p.m.
Tip and Wale's Bithouse
April 17, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Tip and Wale's Bithouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to disgruntled people.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 20".
- Maximum height 68" (without stretching).
- Maximum width 83".
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and strollers away from the cast members at various times.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled installation of holiday overlay from September 15 until about March 2.
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