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Pictured: The Tip and Wale's Bithouse attraction at park opening
Tip and Wale's Bithouse
August 25, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Tip and Wale's Bithouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 28".
- Must be at least 54" tall and 25 years old to ride alone.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride.
- The law requires you to keep your children and shoes (in that order) inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
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