Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Tip and Veil's Scientisthouse attraction during repairs
Tip and Veil's Scientisthouse
July 14, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Tip and Veil's Scientisthouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from wrist, bowel, or shoulder issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During fair weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.