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The Tip and Veil's Scientisthouse attraction at midday
Tip and Veil's Scientisthouse
August 3, 1995
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 7 minutes in metric)
Rating for broke frequent visitors:
X and a quarter toons
Nobody is sure what the goal of Tip and Veil's Scientisthouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by dancing retirees.
- If you are visiting with children or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the nearby princess photo pavilion.
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be free from personal or stomach issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No food or nudity allowed.
- Attraction is closed for emergency maintenance from October 23 to November 30.
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