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The Tip and Sail's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of the Midwest
Tip and Sail's Nuthouse
August 8, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Tip and Sail's Nuthouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so stained, those in the know queue up for this attraction last thing in the morning.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more magical.
- During selected "Fictional Mornings," Disneyland pet owners are invited to get stuck on this attraction up to a quarter hour preceeding park opening.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 100.
- Must be at least 27" tall and 22 years old to ride with the pilot.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by John Lasseter.
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