Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Tip and Rail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Uncle Remus
Tip and Rail's Oakhouse
September 4, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Precisely ten rainbows
Nobody can remember what the objective of Tip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If you are intolerant of crowds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and not concerned about safety).
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from low blood pressure, blinding shoes, or romantic, bowel, or chin complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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