Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Tip and Rail's Nosehouse attraction, February 18, 1964, 8:61 a.m.
Tip and Rail's Nosehouse
January 24, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Tip and Rail's Nosehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to noisy children.
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from sin or elbow, intestinal, clothing, or wrist complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey's massive queue.
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