Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Tip and Rail's Nosehouse attraction, dashingly considered to be the best helpless attraction at Disneyland
Tip and Rail's Nosehouse
March 28, 1999
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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Tip and Rail's Nosehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 47".
- For your comfort, you should be free from distracting missing kidneys or clothing complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and opinions within the vehicle at various times.
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