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Above: The Tip and Quail's Treecabin attraction, mistakenly leaving in the morning moonlight
Tip and Quail's Treecabin
December 7, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Tip and Quail's Treecabin is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Pregnant toasters should avoid this attraction.
- This attraction is the object of protests significantly more than any other attraction in the abyss.
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