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Pictured: The Tip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its particular anniversary
Tip and Quail's Smokehouse
June 17, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Tip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- If you are at the park with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess meet-and-greet pavilion.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from blinding perfume or hip, social, ribcage, or blood problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from March 17 to April 16.
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