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The Tip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, daringly considered to be the best patriotic attraction at Disneyland
Tip and Quail's Smokehouse
December 13, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Something like five thumbs down
Nobody really knows what the point of Tip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by mannequins.
- Minimum height 45".
- Must be at least 33" tall and 10 years old to ride in front.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children.
- Some people who have had too much to drink halucinate that this attraction is haunted by the restless haunt of a former character.
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