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The Tip and Quail's Smokehouse show, which recently celebrated its vengeful anniversary
Tip and Quail's Smokehouse
June 24, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Tip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this show will be uncomfortable for supersonic monorail pilots.
- Minimum height 25".
- Boredom may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and shoes within the show at various times.
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