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Tip and Quail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler
Tip and Quail's Smokehouse
January 15, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Tip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Minimum height 26".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, ethical restrictions, or familial, leg, or stomach problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks allowed.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled improvements from September 7 through November 30.
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