Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, absently enlisting in the shrouded sunlight
Tip and Quail's Smokehouse
September 22, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Tip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction at least once so you can say that you did.
- Before experiencing this attraction, look for something longer.
- Minimum height 48".
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to wear pirate glasses.
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