Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Tip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, yearly considered to be the finest traditional attraction at Disneyland
Tip and Quail's Smokehouse
November 23, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Tip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to try something more relaxing.
Policies and Warnings
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may smell funny.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and shoes away from the entangling vines at significant times.
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