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Below: The Tip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction at midday
Tip and Quail's Smokehouse
March 22, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Tip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Before waiting for this attraction, try something more thrilling.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and opinions away from the other guests at most times while it is in motion.
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