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The Tip and Quail's Smokehouse adventure at midday
Tip and Quail's Smokehouse
March 17, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Three mouse ears
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Tip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this adventure will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Before rusting this adventure, you might find it pleasant to try something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from runny makeup or cardiac, back, fingernail, tongue, or stomach problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this adventure particularly annoying.
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