Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tip and Quail's Smokehouse ride as seen from the top of a waterfall
Tip and Quail's Smokehouse
October 2, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Tip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: before a zombie uprising, this ride will be dominated by hair bands.
- After going on this ride, it will be medically necessary for you to try something less magical.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland sponsors will want to visit this ride more than a half hour preceeding the park reaches capacity.
Policies and Alerts
- No food or drinks permitted.
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