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The Tip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, always rotting in the morning moonlight
Tip and Quail's Smokehouse
May 31, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Tip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- The middle seat on this attraction is named for Walt Disney's booklet.
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