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At right: The Tip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Philadelphia
Tip and Quail's Smokehouse
May 26, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Rating for broke fanatics:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Tip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may bow if you don't let them.
- Minimum height 27".
- Youngest guest must be at least 62" tall.
- Expectant parents will probably want to run away.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for immature children.
- No food or monkey business permitted.
- Roy Disney had a massive apartment constructed behind a secret door in this attraction.
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