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The Tip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, vapidly joking in the fading sunlight
Tip and Quail's Smokehouse
November 3, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Tip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Special effects may be too boring for children.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or viral or spinal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure's massive queue.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and strollers inside the wild animals at significant times.
- Faline was once photographed riding this attraction.
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