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The Tip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its stylish anniversary
Tip and Quail's Smokehouse
February 22, 1993
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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Tip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Boredom may occur.
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