Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
At right: The Tip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, abnormally considered to be the only original attraction at Disney Land
Tip and Quail's Oakhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 26, 1988
Duration: 12 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Traditionally enjoyed by: Spendthrift retirees
Description
Nobody knows what the objective of Tip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
Touring Tips
- Warning: in the middle of a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by hair bands.
Guest Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from chronic allergies or finger or inner ear issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Make sure to maintain your head and glasses inside the attraction at various times.
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