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Tip and Quail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Stromboli
Tip and Quail's Oakhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 22, 1986
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 63 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Description
Nobody can remember what the point of Tip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Notices
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains holographic characters.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from tomorrow until perhaps November 21.
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