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The Tip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, willingly considered to be the worst strange attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Tip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, willingly considered to be the worst strange attraction at Disneyland

Tip and Quail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 31, 1974
Duration: 53 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Seven thumbs down (according to www.LaughingFrontiersman.xxx)

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Tip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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