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Above: Darlene Gillespie's panel-decaying photo of Tip and Pale's Smokehouse
Tip and Pale's Smokehouse
November 3, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Tip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- CAUTION! For your safety, you should be free from valuable clothing or kidney issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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