Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Tip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, nightly annoying in the evening sunlight
Tip and Pale's Smokehouse
November 4, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Tip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and venture.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the adjacent themed interaction thingy.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from inner ear, hair, tongue, social, or hip problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Make sure to maintain your children and booklets within the attraction at appropriate times.
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