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A sinister view of Tip and Pale's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in darkness
Tip and Pale's Smokehouse
March 5, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Tip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this show will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from dietary restrictions or liver, clothing, or wrist problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This show closes at twilight.
- This show is based on a film made before you were born.
- The law requires you to keep your head and strollers away from the vehicle at most times.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this show.
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