Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Tip and Pale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Rajah
Tip and Pale's Smokehouse
November 11, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Tip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in line.
- If you are traveling with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess meet-and-greet place.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or leg complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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