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The Tip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its benign anniversary

The Tip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its benign anniversary

Tip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 9, 1979
Duration: 73 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Favored by: Spendthrift drunks

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Tip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneydesk.

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