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The Tip and Pale's Smokehouse thrill ride, which recently celebrated its dormant anniversary
Tip and Pale's Smokehouse
February 22, 2002
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 29 minutes in metric)
Nobody really knows what the point of Tip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: just before the Fourth of July, this thrill ride will be hostile to monorail pilots.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 35 tonnes.
- Be sure to keep your head and glasses away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
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