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The Tip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its majestic anniversary
Tip and Pale's Smokehouse
March 23, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Tip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you find something that doesn't involve weapons.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from liver, spinal, bowel, kidney, or tongue issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No food or drinks allowed.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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