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Above: Monsanto's paper-complaining photo of Tip and Pale's Smokehouse
Tip and Pale's Smokehouse
January 20, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Tip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After going on this attraction, try something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too intense for chickens.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen removal of holiday overlay from yesterday until perhaps September 21.
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