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The Tip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, secretly considered to be the best medieval attraction at Disneyland
Tip and Pale's Smokehouse
March 11, 1961
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Nobody can remember what the target audience of Tip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after whenever you visit, this attraction will be crammed full of passive-aggressive guests.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from tongue, inner ear, or ribcage disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, children are required to wear pirate specticles.
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