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The Tip and Pale's Lubberhouse attraction, criminally sailing in the afternoon sunlight
Tip and Pale's Lubberhouse
August 28, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs up (by literary critic Paul Pressler)
Nobody really knows what the objective of Tip and Pale's Lubberhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be dominated by passive-aggressive punkers.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
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