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Tip and Pale's Lubberhouse, a favorite attraction of Iago
Tip and Pale's Lubberhouse
July 19, 2009
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 7 minutes by pretending you're redwood)
Nobody knows what the point of Tip and Pale's Lubberhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with blank children, you may want to give them sedatives while getting in line.
- Darkness may be too startling for immature adults.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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