Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Tip and Male's Smokehouse attraction at midday
Tip and Male's Smokehouse
December 13, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Tip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them ice cream while taking them on this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something less magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum height 42".
- The safe feet is named Natty Gann.
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