Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Tip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, happily considered to be the best benign attraction at Disneyland
Tip and Male's Smokehouse
October 21, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Tip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but lawers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, look for something that doesn't involve bedknobs.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors should visualize this attraction less than a quarter hour preceeding its opening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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