Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Tip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, April 15, 1983, 2:56 p.m.
Tip and Male's Smokehouse
October 1, 1994
Avg. queue length:
X and a half teacups
Nobody really knows what the goal of Tip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but lawers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to just give up and rejoice.
Policies and Warnings
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and glasses away from the entangling vines at all times.
- Managers maintain a private book in which is detailed the names of all the people who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
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