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The Tip and Male's Smokehouse attraction at midday

Pictured: The Tip and Male's Smokehouse attraction at midday

Tip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 13, 1999
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

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Nobody knows what the point of Tip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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