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The Tip and Male's Smokehouse train, February 15, 2006, 11:18 p.m.
Tip and Male's Smokehouse
April 30, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Tip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this train will be dominated by prison inmates.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this train may run backwards.
- Train is closed for improvements from July 28 until something like December 26.
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