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The Tip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during construction

The Tip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Tip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 9, 1963
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Tip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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