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The Tip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, greedily considered to be the only safe attraction at Disneyland

The Tip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, greedily considered to be the only safe attraction at Disneyland

Tip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 23, 1958
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 75 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Tip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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