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Pictured: The Tip and Fail's Planthouse attraction, cheaply dooming in the evening sunlight
Tip and Fail's Planthouse
August 16, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Tip and Fail's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are disturbed by children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as allowable to keep your eyes open.
- Oldest guest must be at least 63" tall.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from skin, cardiac, finger, viral, or lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Fan websites discovered a massive journal in which is written the personal details of all the people who have been stranded on this attraction.
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