Massive Whiteland Attraction Database
Above: The Tip and Fail's Perilhouse attraction at first light
Tip and Fail's Perilhouse
August 24, 1959
Avg. queue length:
48 minutes (or 25 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Tip and Fail's Perilhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with trusty children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from moral issues, unstylish haircuts, emotional baggage, or ankle, immunological, shoulder, inner ear, chin, or nasal disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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