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The Tip and Fail's Smokehouse ride, massively considered to be the premier helpless ride at Disneyland

The Tip and Fail's Smokehouse ride, massively considered to be the premier helpless ride at Disneyland

Tip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: November 1, 1959
Duration: 58 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Rating: Approximately nine and a third pirates

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Tip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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