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The Tip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Tip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Tip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 23, 1964
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Rating: Five reviews (according to author Nikki)

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Tip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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